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Tonje
An absolute stun and beauty bringing joy and happiness into everyone's lives. The nearest friend anyone could ask for and especially the bestest Girlfriend ever!
Tonje by VandalisimIsFun:) July 15, 2019
Tonje
Tonje is a VERY popular name in Norway, Tonje is usually a girl that has grown up really rough, that’s why Tonje is so tough. Tonje likes boys, but not herself, but what Tonje does like is to have an orgasm. Tonje is a beautiful girl with a beautiful smile and eyes. Tonje also gets alot of Dick picks becuse boys like her so much they jerk off to her.
Tonje
Tonje by ChocoCream November 19, 2018
Tonje
Tonje by frk.awesome February 24, 2010
Tonje
A hardworking girl who has a very cute pet. She somehow always ends up dating weirdoes, despite claiming to have very high standards.
She is an asolute memelord. Nobody is as great as Tonje when it comes to recognizing a repost. She'll recognize memes she saw 5 years ago, and realize it's been reposted by someone who thought everybody had forgotten the meme.
She is an asolute memelord. Nobody is as great as Tonje when it comes to recognizing a repost. She'll recognize memes she saw 5 years ago, and realize it's been reposted by someone who thought everybody had forgotten the meme.
toneh
toneh is a measurement of anger about the absurdity in bokeh background blur used by youtubers and vlogers in order to create a so called 'cinematographic' look using a low aperture portrait photo lens on their cameras. The effect was first described by the youtuber Camera Conspiracies and refers to the aesthetics of the youtuber Tony Northrup, hence the name 'toneh'. In his satire response video Camera Conspiracies refers to a self filmed one man outdoor video monologue set to be at a lake - yet no lake nor landscape had been distinguishable in this video because Northrup shot the whole thing with a 1.2 aperture on a 50mm lens full frame equivalent. So the background was blur only hence the high degree of irritating toneh.
"I believe toneh to be a further reaching philosophical and artistic concept. It serves to illustrate the utmost isolation of the individual in modern society, where social media and big corporations act as catalyst of the obliteration of social communitarianism. In Tony’s famous toneh-construct establishing video, we clearly see a contemporary human making a desperate call for help, much like we already saw in other masterpieces such as ‘the scream’ by Edvard Munch or any of Edward Hopper’s works on the theme. Tony will pass to history as one of the seminal figures of american neo expresionism and philosophical solipsism. What a time to be alive!"
toneh by Maria.Klaus.1789 August 21, 2020
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