this fucks 

This shit is great, life changing, amazing.

This fucks heavy

this fucks by BabyJesusINTHEWOMB February 13, 2018

This guy fucks 

Meaning this guy/girl gets it done. They know their shit and they are a boss.

Dude that guy chugged 3 beers in a row. This guy fucks!

This guy fucks by Greenmachine07 May 14, 2016

This shit fucks 

Probably used in a banger sentence meaning it’s bomb as fuck. Also could mean this stuff is really good.

Dude have you tried that bbq
Nah man I have not

Dude this shit fucks, it’s so good

This shit fucks by Bonesauce February 9, 2020

This Guy Fucks 

This expression is used to describe a person who, while appearing to be the antethesis of everything cool, hot or sexy, nevertheless gets laid more than a veteran pornstar.

It is a lable reserved only for those who are the top 1% in terms of both frequency of sex and number of sexual partners. It isn’t enough that they get laid more than one would expect. No. The person must be getting laid in amounts far in excess of anything beyond comprehension.

What’s more, the lable is only appropriate if person to whom the lable is directed is completely unassuming or apparently beta. It’s not enough that the person gets laid a lot. They have to get laid a lot and equally appear to be the exact opposite of someone who ever gets laid.

Ron: George Costanza is short, fat, bald, nerd. I wonder if he has ever been laid.

Jerry: You’re kidding right!? That Guy Fucks! That guy has fucked over a thousand girls.

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The character Jared on the show Silicon Valley, is a weird quirky nerdy modest by-the-book prude. The character is the complete opposite of someone who appears to regularly have sex. In fact, the character is almost a romantic who is likely to have a single life-long partner. His friends and co-workers have no clue that Jared has a secret life of Fucking until it is revealed several seasons later that “this guy fucks.” When the main character shows up to Jared’s apparently he finds him inundated with pussy. Told ya! “This Guy Fucks!”

This Guy Fucks by Cumdumpster33 June 12, 2018

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake... 

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake... by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Shit this fuck 

1) variant of "fuck this shit"

2) to anally excrete male ejaculate after having had anal sex.

1) "This puzzle is too fucking hard! Shit this fuck!"

2) "My boyfriend was giving it to me up the ass, and I knew it was going to be painful to have to shit this fuck."

Shit this fuck by teh_real_jay_rock January 27, 2010

Fuck This Shit O'Clock 

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.

"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."

Fuck This Shit O'Clock by MagickDio October 9, 2012