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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Pillsbury Twink-Off 

A competition among adult room tubby chatters to see who can be the biggest 'twink' or who can eat the most fattening foods.
A pillsbury twink-off ensued when emily and angelwinters showed up.

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.
One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

bounce off your thing 

when you wanna die but you are uncertain how to kill yourself and your mother made you fuck.
He tabling- bounce off your thing.

thinkoff 

The ability to have an orgasm without any physical stimulation. Anyone can do it, male or female. Some can do it by deep-breathing. Most use their imagination. There's no cum but it feels just like an orgasm.
I just had a thinkoff, and it was amazing!
thinkoff by blackbird101 July 20, 2010