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Thighjob 

When a woman sits facing a man, takes his dick between her thighs and bounces until ejaculation occurs.
"Dude, I just got the best thighjob from Melissa."
Thighjob by Vannyslim February 2, 2015
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Thigh Job 

When one caresses another's genitalia with their thigh in order to give them sexual pleasure.
Dan received a thigh job on prom night.
Thigh Job by XoPowerfulWomanoX August 4, 2008
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Thigh job 

When a girl strokes your cock using her thighs.

She had me tied up naked in a standing spread-eagle position at the base of her four-poster bed. She put her hands around my neck, like a Muay Thai clinch.

She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts, giving me a great view of her toned muscles and legs. She raised one of her legs and placed her upper thigh underneath my throbbing erection.

She began sliding my cock along her thigh, down to her knee, keeping her hands clinched around my neck the entire time. The sight and feeling of her beautifully built and toned quadriceps rubbing against my sensitive cock was incredible, not to mention the arousal I felt from being immobilized and at her mercy.
She repeated the process of sliding my cock up and down her thigh until I couldn’t take it anymore. The tingling sensation in my cock was overwhelming, causing the pressure to burst from inside of me as several shots of cum sprayed all over her thigh, trickling downwards all along her beautiful quadriceps muscles.

She wasn’t done, yet, though. She turned away from me and sandwiched my cock between both of her thighs, with her butt pressing up against my groin. She squeezed my cock between her legs and began sliding her butt up and down against me. She was using a different thigh job technique this time.

Once again, the pleasurable sensations overwhelmed me. The tingling inside of my cock was too much to handle as I came for the second time in just a few minutes, spraying numerous shots of cum on the floor, several feet in front of us.

She stepped away and turned around to face me, smiling. She was quite pleased with the results of her work. She cupped my face in her hands and gave me an amazing kiss.

“I think that’s about all you can handle for now. I’m just gonna leave you tied up here until I can figure out what to do with you next.” she said. And just like that, she walked out the door and left me all tied up to her four-poster bed.
Thigh job by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 11, 2023

thigh job 

Thigh jobs aren't limited to women of large size. Weight, and ability or willingness to suck dick have nothing to do with it. A Thigh Job is when *anyone* wraps their thighs on a cock and wiggles.
Jim really gave me a great thigh job last night; even though he has skinny legs he grips like a vice.
thigh job by Telmah August 3, 2005

thigh job 

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles
Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.
thigh job by Dan October 16, 2003

Thigh Job 

The act of licking one’s thigh for a sexual sensation. Builds tension and often leads to a pre-oral sex. A fire in the loins. Involves the tongue caressing the inner thigh and working up towards the testes and or gooch.
“Bro I heard you got your first thigh job yesterday.” “Yea man, it was great. I got head too right after.”
Thigh Job by BigHossNick May 20, 2019

Thigh Job 

When a very large woman holds you hostage against your will and rubs her thighs against your member. (Typically associated with Femdom or BDSM.
Now I ain't gay but...holy FUCK that Thigh Job was amazing! I never knew being tied up against your will was so hot!
Thigh Job by Silvam February 13, 2022
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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