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Numbskull, idiot, Bill Gates, bonehead, shmoe, Bill Gates, imbecile, Bill Gates, Bill Gates, Dubbya.
That Bill Gates character sure is one thickhead.
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thickhead grin 

When you wakeup in the morning with an awful hangover (thickhead) but then you realize how much fun you had (grin).
Al woke up with a terrible headache after his 40th birthday party by then remembered how much fun he had. He was experiencing a thickhead grin.
thickhead grin by ARTIFAX January 26, 2009
You just thicked me jackass
thicked by Burdi February 3, 2018
When your friend thinks hes better than he is, and ends up fucking over the whole squad.
"Bro, that asshole just Thicked us."
"Let's ban him, then kill him"
Thicked by Eachmedal7 March 14, 2020

tackhead 

This is a word often used to describe an individual (more specifically a lower-income female from the inner city) that is loud, tacky, boisterous, and not used to the finer things in life.
TaShaNe is truly a tackhead. She went to red lobster and asked in a loud ghetto voice for an order of "scrimp." After that, the tackhead asked "Do ya'll take EBT cards up in here."
tackhead by Senica Harris December 9, 2006

tackhead hoe 

a woman or man who is lame, slow or trifling.

a deadbeat or stupid acting person.
Her light bill is due, but instead of paying on it the bitch used the money to go to the club. She a straight up tackhead hoe!!!!!
tackhead hoe by Sexy Neicy78 August 20, 2010

thickmeat 

A thick penis(dickmeat).
A member of exceptional girth.
She seemed like a sport, but could not handle my thickmeat in her pooper.
thickmeat by trimbandit June 19, 2007
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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