thickmeat

A thick penis(dickmeat).
A member of exceptional girth.

She seemed like a sport, but could not handle my thickmeat in her pooper.

by trimbandit June 19, 2007

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Thickmeister

The absolute thickest individual possible. Thick in the skull, Thick in the ass, Thick from McDonald’s. This person is pretty much a deity and must be treated as a ruhruhretard. Often the victim of mass-bullying, Thickmeister will probably end up working at McDonalds and losing his life savings in poker games.

Have you seen Thickmeister lately? They’ve really fallen off a cliff since they started working at Dons...

by Thick’s#1Fan April 15, 2020

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Thicket of Pubes

Plethora of hair in pubical region, thus improving pheremoniums to attract female of hobo species. Term Origin: Craig Ferguson pubes thicket

My thicket of pubes is certainly becoming unruly.

by SecretNakedHobo August 31, 2010

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Dick Thicket

A "Dick Thicket" is hair found in the frontal genital area of a man's crotchal region.

After a nice trim, Jimmy used a comb to "fluff" his pubes into a neat and pillowy dick thicket

by Mastasy22 February 22, 2011

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THICKOMETER

A thickometer would be an imaginary scale used to gauge the thickness of a big booty honey. Thickness in the thighs, hips, and ass and such. Different scales apply to each woman, so use proportionately. If she's nice and thick (like say, Trina) she gets a high score on the thickometer. Others who don't quite have as much in the trunk obviously will score a little lower. Fat girls need not apply!

"Damn! Ki Toy Johnson (from Outkast's video) has so much ass that she almost breaks the thickometer!

by Reggie June 24, 2004

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