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Thick as a thick thing 

Refering to someone who is extremely unintelligent.
Fuck me, he is as thick as a thick thing if not thicker
When a individual shows strength and bravery beyond any comprehensible human capability.
Example of the use:
Tony Thick'd the world, touching more lives than he would ever meet or know. Or
Because he Thick'd cancer, he will forever be known as the ultimate human man warrior, he has no equal.
Thick'd by BmG313 February 14, 2023

I likes 'em Thick 

Phrase coined and made popular by fitness guru and power speaker N Nick during the early 21st Century as a positive and encouraging declaration in regards to celebrating the succulent and desirable body type of the thick , bodacious female.
Self-conscious about her body, but grateful for his kind gesture, Betsy told Brandon, "Thank you for the ride home". Smirking as he unzipped his pants Brandon replied, "You could have used the walk, but I could use the blow job". Betsy, began to speak again but Brandon cut her off quickly and snapped, "Fine, whatever, bitch, I likes 'em Thick".

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
Usually, something that happens to someone that is accompanying someone else that makes bad decisions or when they immediately jump into a scenario with no plans. Being diverted from reason.

However, you could thick yourself if you run into a situation with no plan or ability to reason. Make poor choices based on the thought that you are correct. Often causes others to be killed because of your "Thick44ness".
Oh, you ran up the hill without telling the group and got killed. Yea, you got thick'd.
Thick'd by Androtar September 29, 2017

Thick in her warm 

(1)Ejaculating inside of a woman's vagina.
(2) Cumming in a girl's pussy
Coach Steve for the first time made "thick in her warm."

"I wanna make thick In her warm" -Coach Steve from TV Series Big Mouth-NickLaboyTV
Thick in her warm by Jay's Mom October 8, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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