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theytress 

The best way to describe this is first define what it is not. It is not a male waiter and it is not a female waitress. This person could go either way and is so confusing to study in their habitat. Could be a chick with a dick or man with a slit, only thing you know for sure is that the name Erin could be a male or female so you don’t go out on a limb either way for the LGBTQRST whatever the fuck they are so you say THEYTRESS for their transsexual ass.
Hey honey flag our theytress down, I’m ready for our ticket.
theytress by Chris Yarbrough May 21, 2021
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Theressence

The lingering thoughts of a single person who changed lives by there actions.
Theressence will live on for ever. All who remembered and passed theressence on will help to emotionally transform future generations who were not blessed to have known the person only hear stories about them.
Theressence by christopherstheory October 26, 2011

Jew-vie Theatres 

The Jewish- populated movie theatres every Christmas.
Jake: Merry Christmas, Jeff

Jeff: I'm Jewish

Jake: Oh shit! What are you going to do today then?

Jeff: Going to the Jew-vie Theatres and eating Chinese food... duh

Thugtress 

A female thug, originated from DashieXP or DashieGames.
"Of course Sam is going first, because she's a motherfucking thugtress."
Thugtress by MeepKing October 14, 2015

Theatres des Vampires 

A gothic metal band that came from Italy. There earlier albums had quite a bit of black metalness in them, which completely died out on their Nightbreed of Macabira. After that album male vocalist Lord Vampyre was kicked out, and their back-up vocalist Scarlett became their lead vocalist. A lot of their songs sing about evil and/or Satan.

They were the first band to be given the called vampiric metal (which isnot a genre).
I love the song Tenebra Dentro off by Suicide Vampire, by Theatres des Vampires.

Thugtress 

"Ok sam's going first because she's a motherfucking thugtress"
Thugtress by Codprobitch October 14, 2015

Textress  

Dirty texting someone other than your significant other/spouse.
"My textress and I have been secretly dirty texting each other for months now."
Textress by AbsoluteAng January 7, 2009