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counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees
Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).
"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees by Rusanova March 7, 2012
Related Words
They out • They ran out the country • Talkin out they neck • counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees • Drip so hard, they're out for blood • Ask your crush out and they have to say yes • shake the tree until they all cum out. • The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! • hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here • Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!
They ran out the country
dropping off like flies
To leave without saying good-bye…
To leave all of a sudden, quickly, abruptly, suddenly, unexpectedly …
To run away from a rused up situation
To leave the Ruse World and enter the 13th Planet . . . HELL
trick ruses from the 11th Floor &&&& 13th Floor are finally going
home where they belong, to the 13th Planet, Aliens from the 13th Planet,
and leaving all of this rused up situation, up to The Devil ... Satan …
Iron Maiden "666, The Number of the Beast", Godsmack "Voodoo", "Voodoo 2",
Inkubus Sukkubus "Hell Fire"...
Devil’s Thrown Hello + + + 06/06/06 six six six
stalker vagabond hermit + + + Trashy little trampy earth mind
trashy little trampy (anything) + + + trashy little trampy earth path
To leave without saying good-bye…
To leave all of a sudden, quickly, abruptly, suddenly, unexpectedly …
To run away from a rused up situation
To leave the Ruse World and enter the 13th Planet . . . HELL
trick ruses from the 11th Floor &&&& 13th Floor are finally going
home where they belong, to the 13th Planet, Aliens from the 13th Planet,
and leaving all of this rused up situation, up to The Devil ... Satan …
Iron Maiden "666, The Number of the Beast", Godsmack "Voodoo", "Voodoo 2",
Inkubus Sukkubus "Hell Fire"...
Devil’s Thrown Hello + + + 06/06/06 six six six
stalker vagabond hermit + + + Trashy little trampy earth mind
trashy little trampy (anything) + + + trashy little trampy earth path
. . . They ran out the country . . . from the 11th Floor , <<<-----plagiarism ,
to the 13th Planet . . . . . HELL!!! <<<----- Devil’s Thrown
Trick Ruses ran out the country...BLAHHHHH!!!!
Trick Ruses need to vindicate themselves
from all of the shams ***plagiarism*** that they do!!!!!
to the 13th Planet . . . . . HELL!!! <<<----- Devil’s Thrown
Trick Ruses ran out the country...BLAHHHHH!!!!
Trick Ruses need to vindicate themselves
from all of the shams ***plagiarism*** that they do!!!!!
They ran out the country by blthrskt December 1, 2009
Talkin out they neck
John and Garrett was talkin out they neck, said they would beat the shit outta Harry. They gon get them asses beat tho.
Talkin out they neck by Zurbo March 26, 2019
Drip so hard, they're out for blood
When your fit/swag is so great/powerful, that you look like or have an aura of a savage who's out for blood
Dude 1: Yo look at #3's drip!
Dude 2: Dear God, their drip so hard, they're out for blood!
Dude 3: (Is unaware of how much power they possess) Why are they looking at me so hard?
Dude 2: Dear God, their drip so hard, they're out for blood!
Dude 3: (Is unaware of how much power they possess) Why are they looking at me so hard?
Drip so hard, they're out for blood by SolidVerse June 17, 2024
The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You!
George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it
From the show Seinfeld
From the show Seinfeld
The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012
Ask your crush out and they have to say yes
Ask your crush out and they have to say yes by Ajay ajay April 18, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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