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This badass guy will be your best mate but don’t get on his wrong side he will be the shit out of you even though he is the skinniest kid ever But seriously, he is a big pussy so even if you think you safe leaking that he is a pussy, he will beat the shit out of you
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Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.
John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

Obelisk the Tormentor 

Where your partner wants anal, so you go to other side of the room, then run full speed to them while yelling "Fist of Fury", and shove your fist up their ass.
I wanted to try something new in bed, so Johnny Obelisk the Tormentor me so hard I had to call off of work for a few days.

Obelisk The Tormentor 

The descent of this mighty creature shall be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. And with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.
Obelisk The Tormentor is one badass god monster!

Obelisk The Tormentor

Obelisk The Tormentor fucking destroyed my face with one punch. Also known as an a Super Nova.
Obelisk The Tormentor, is a genuine before-existence Super Nova

thormentor 

Someone who noisily and tempestuously acts a pain-in-da-you-know-what to one or more fellow mortals.
Certain televangelists do lots of roaring around and arrogant raving about how wicked everyone is; I prefer to steer clear of those thormentors when seeking legitimate advice on how to live my life or improve my behavior.
thormentor by QuacksO March 11, 2021

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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