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Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.
John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

tormentous

causing torment or torture
The lecture was so boring; it was tormentous.

Dr Tormento 

A Kick Ass Gamer Who Rules At Games, Life. Etc.
Dr Tormento is A Gamertag Of Someone Who Stomps People at Their Own Game.
Dr Tormento by JB2008 April 7, 2008

Tormentor 

One who torments without mercy or a care in the world and stalks at night. It also has a big impact on Metal as over 340 Metal bands have made a song with "Tormentor" implanted in the song title, the most famous songs called "Tormentor" are by
Slayer - Tormentor - Show No Mercy
Destruction - Tormentor - Infernal Overkill
Kreator - Tormentor - Endless Pain (Kreator original went under the name "Tormentor")
There is also 17 bands who go under the name "Tormentor" but the most famous of them all is Tormentor From Hungary.
Riding in darkness through the hell of the night
Give all your torment to the heaven's might
In the name of satan spread all your fear
You feel his anger you know he's near
Casting a spell
Lord of all hells
Ripping the angels
God has fell
Tormentor
Baphomet's calling death is now real
Helldogs and demons waiting to kill
Pentagrams shining Luzifer smiles
Fucking the virgin rip out her eyes
Drinking the blood
Fear no god
Now you are dead
Your flesh is dot rot
Tormentor
Tormentor by NocturnalHell September 19, 2009

thetormentor 

This badass guy will be your best mate but don’t get on his wrong side he will be the shit out of you even though he is the skinniest kid ever But seriously, he is a big pussy so even if you think you safe leaking that he is a pussy, he will beat the shit out of you
Yo look it’s TheTormentor
go up behind and scares
TheTormentor ‘ oh holy fucking shit mate what the fuck mate]
thetormentor by You. Will. Never know November 13, 2018

Obelisk the Tormentor 

Where your partner wants anal, so you go to other side of the room, then run full speed to them while yelling "Fist of Fury", and shove your fist up their ass.
I wanted to try something new in bed, so Johnny Obelisk the Tormentor me so hard I had to call off of work for a few days.
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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