Greek city with a population of around 1 million people. The mose beautiful city in Greece and has been voted one of the top 5 most beautiful cities of Europe.
-Dude, What do you think about Thessaloniki?
-Is the biggest shithole. By the way, is the city with the biggest gay community in Europe.
-Damn, a guy told me that it's a beautiful city
-He was defenitely gay, drunk or high!
A highly aggressive sexual position where a guy eats a girl's ass from behind and uses maximum lung capacity and suction to deliberately pull her fresh shit straight into his mouth like a heavy-duty industrial Dyson vacuum cleaner, holds it in his mouth while she groans, and then forcefully spits and blows that entire warm, wet mixture of spit and shit directly onto her face and into her eyes.
I didn't think she was going to let me do the thessaloniki vacuum last night but she just laid there and took it all right to the face.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.