Definitions by Mounaras

The Thessaloniki Vacuum

A highly aggressive sexual position where a guy eats a girl's ass from behind and uses maximum lung capacity and suction to deliberately pull her fresh shit straight into his mouth like a heavy-duty industrial Dyson vacuum cleaner, holds it in his mouth while she groans, and then forcefully spits and blows that entire warm, wet mixture of spit and shit directly onto her face and into her eyes.

I didn't think she was going to let me do the thessaloniki vacuum last night but she just laid there and took it all right to the face.

The Thessaloniki Vacuum by Mounaras May 25, 2026