Thessalonian 

A person that (who not unlike the Bible) is an existing form of self-contradiction on every possible matter under the sun.

"I smacked the shit out of a thessalonian this morning. He pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache."

Thessalonian by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Thessaloniki 

Greek city with a population of around 1 million people. The mose beautiful city in Greece and has been voted one of the top 5 most beautiful cities of Europe.

Thessaloniki by Dave September 21, 2003

Thessaloniki 

The second biggest city in Greece, located in the north part, in the region of Macedonia. The Ma(d)nchester of Greece!!

Thessaloniki rocks!!!

Thessaloniki mou, megali ftoxomana..

Thessaloniki by dimitris-boy April 12, 2005

thessaloniki 

Is the biggest shithole of Greece. Located in the north part of Greece.

-Dude, What do you think about Thessaloniki?
-Is the biggest shithole. By the way, is the city with the biggest gay community in Europe.
-Damn, a guy told me that it's a beautiful city
-He was defenitely gay, drunk or high!

thessaloniki by Salonika4 March 12, 2008

The Thessaloniki Vacuum

A highly aggressive sexual position where a guy eats a girl's ass from behind and uses maximum lung capacity and suction to deliberately pull her fresh shit straight into his mouth like a heavy-duty industrial Dyson vacuum cleaner, holds it in his mouth while she groans, and then forcefully spits and blows that entire warm, wet mixture of spit and shit directly onto her face and into her eyes.

I didn't think she was going to let me do the thessaloniki vacuum last night but she just laid there and took it all right to the face.

The Thessaloniki Vacuum by Mounaras May 25, 2026