There are those out there that wish to be the very best that they can, and like the Pokémon trainers that go for their gym badges there are some among us trying earn their Wings. An ancient tradition that has been practiced for decades. The following acts are known as the Wings of the Wing's system:
Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.
Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be
your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/
orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings-
Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same
Rainbow Wings session.
Mark: "Hey Thomas how'd it
go with you and Abby last night?"
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my
Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still
trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."
