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the wing 

A collection of males between the ages of 19-20 who lived in the north wing of McDonald hall from 2001-2002. Born out of a the "trash rebellion" and "are you going to finish that red sauce?" the wing continues to thrive in the hearts and minds of various individuals.
I'm going paintballing with the wing, have pizza here when we get back.
the wing by denwau November 13, 2004
Words you can keep

The Wing System 

Spite wings- Sex in spite of a person for past events.
Ugly Wings - Sex with a Ugly person.
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Pink - Sex with a white person and or getting your white wings and red at the same time
Black - Sex with a black person or a widow
White - Sex with a virgin
Red - Sex with a woman who is having her period
Brown - Anal sex
Green - Sex with someone who has an STD
Yellow - Sex while pissing
Silver - Sex with an old person
Blue / purple- Sex with a dead person and or in the water;
Purple- Sex with a dead person and or Pregnant chick.
Gold - first golden shower.
Grey - Sex with someone who has grandchildren.
Platinum - gone down on a girl and made her squirt.
Rainbow - pukes into your mouth when you're kissing and. or gay sex.
buffalo wings - a fat girl or Sex with The fat that sticks out around the sides of a woman's bra strap.
Knife wings - Sex with your best friends girlfriend.

Wing Commander- When all wings have been met.
I herd Jonesy scratched off some wings off the wing system!
The Wing System by TheySayJones January 28, 2010

The Wing Girls 

Two awesome girls (called Jet and Star) on YouTube who help guys out and give them dating advice. They are funny, cute and helpful.
Thanks to The Wing Girls I have a date tomorrow night!
The Wing Girls by whatisair August 2, 2011

The Wing Commander 

The Wing Commander is a person who does something in an impromptu manner, improvising, with little preparation or actual knowledge of the subject.
"The Wing Commander"
Peter taking an emergency call and only getting very little information and then guessing or making up the rest in a very poor attempt at appearing competent at one's job.
i.e WINGING IT !!

the wing girls 

chicks who are really hot and wouldn't mind doing something with them, watching a movie or getting freaky
you see the wing girls, dang they're fine
the wing girls by the cool troll guy December 26, 2011

The Wing's System

There are those out there that wish to be the very best that they can, and like the Pokémon trainers that go for their gym badges there are some among us trying earn their Wings. An ancient tradition that has been practiced for decades. The following acts are known as the Wings of the Wing's system:

Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.

Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings- Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same Rainbow Wings session.
Mark: "Hey Thomas how'd it go with you and Abby last night?"
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."
The Wing's System by Dragons0m3n November 12, 2017

pigs on the wing 

1. World War I pilot lingo for an enemy pilot in your blind spot.

2. A hidden enemy

3. An awesome two part song by Pink Floyd
1. Charlie Alpha III to Red River I, watch out, you got pigs on your wing!

2. Ever since I called that chick fat, I got pigs all over my wing.

3. If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.
(Pig On The Wing part 1)
pigs on the wing by 571 January 12, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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