The weather

What to talk about when you meet your neighbor early in the morning by the mailbox in your pajamas and can't think of anything else to say. Weather precedes "the kids".

Bob: The weather is nice today, isn't it?
John: Yes, it is.
Bob: ...
John: ...
(awkward silence)
Bob: So how are the kids?

The weather by Oracle Almighty December 1, 2010

The Weather

The reason why Michael moved to Los Santos

"Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather"

The Weather by 62_Cents July 25, 2021

the weather channel

Yet another TV channel that has lost it's purpose in the pursuit of finding a larger audience with reality style, documentary crap. They no longer play weather for much of the day on the Weather Channel. Instead you get these shows about historical weather events. Finding out the forecast on the Weather Channel is about like trying to find a video on MTV.

Even when they do report the weather on TWC it is a joke. Often a two or three person job. One person will give you the south for 2 minutes and after being exhausted throws it to another anchor for the current conditions of the west.

True story: There were severe thunderstorms, hail and a tornado in my county and not a peep from the Weather Channel. TWC was playing a documentary of a tornado in Alabama that killed several people 3 years ago due to a failed warning system. Though no one died here it was still an ironic broadcast from a channel that is suppose to report the damn weather updates.

They must not pay well at the Weather Channel. There is always someone new.

the weather channel by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. May 16, 2008

The Weather Channel

A cable weather network that must think Atlanta is the god of cities since they gloss Atlanta every second they can!

The weather conditions in Atlanta is.............here's a live shot of Atlanta......

The Weather Channel by Piranha October 31, 2004

The weather outside is weather

1. The best fucking thing you could ever possibly say in any given situation

2. An amazing quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Steve: Haven't seen you in a while man, how's it going?

Rob: My girlfriend left me yesterday after I lost my job and shortly after that, my dog was hit by a drunk driver. My life is an ever-darkening abyss, I'm so depressed and I just don't know what to do anymore. My life is crumbling around me, I'm a broken man...

Chris: THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS WEATHER!

The weather outside is weather by slamthevag8 May 10, 2011

the weather man 

Another word for a drug dealer, used to prevent giving out dangerous information.

"Hey man, the weather man said that there's a light chance of snow"

{Snow is cocaine btw.}

the weather man by CrazySexyCoo697akaQueenLaura September 7, 2005

The Weather Point 

The point in a conversation where neither party has anything meaningful to add, so, in an effort to keep the conversation going, one party decides to mention the weather.

Party X: Yeah, so... uhh... nice weather we're having today, heh?

Party Y: Well, it appears we've reached the weather point.

The Weather Point by Living Ass May 19, 2021