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The Unborn 

Currently a contender for worst film of 2009. Much like One Missed Call before it, it's a mediocre PG-13 horror movie that was panned by critics.

Some actually argue that it's original, when in fact The Unborn rips off from everything. It rips off from The Ring, it rips off from The Grudge, it rips off from The Shining, it rips off from Halloween, it rips off from Exorcism of Emily Rose, it rips off from Silent Hill, it rips off from Jacob's Ladder, even manages to rip off from Invasion of the Body-Snatchers and Freddy vs. Jason.

The marketing wasn't exactly creative as hell either. They showed the female lead in transparent panties with a creepy ghost kid in the background on the cover and that was it. That's really all they used to market it.

Of course Gary Oldman was great in it, that's why it was tragic to see him wasting his amazing talent in such a thing.
Person 1: If you didn't like The Unborn, then you're the reason we keep having remakes of horror movies and horror sequels. U just dunt like original things!

Person 2: How is The Unborn "original"? Ir rips off from everything.

Person 1: ITS TOTALLY ORIGINAL GO WATCH THE SAW SEQUELS OR SOMETHING

Person 2: Hell, at least the Saw sequels don't rip off from everything and dumb it down to PG-13 standards while showing the female lead in panties just to sell it...
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The Unborn 

commercials for the movie scare the shit out of you but the movie comes up blue eyed dull. only good part is the hot bf, and watching the whole theatre laughing their asses off as the old guy bends over backward and climbs the stairs!
Ashley: Damn "The Unborn" so wasn't scary..
Jill: U still sleepin wit the lights on?
Ashley: Hell yesss.. wanna sleep over??
The Unborn by Jilly528 January 19, 2009

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat. 

Tylers favourite midnight snack
Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

A Space For The Unbound 

The best game you never heard of.
Person 1: I'm bored.
Person 2: Play A Space For The Unbound, you'll not regret it!

unburn the house 

A metaphoric analogy for premature mask mandate cessation in the context of evolving COVID variant threat.
WHOO, HOO! It's over! Texas and Mississippi discontinued state-wide protective mask mandates!
Ahhh, yeah. Wait 3 weeks. Watch 'em try to unburn the house as the hospitals fill to capacity.
unburn the house by YAWA March 2, 2021
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026