the trash 

something that will mess up an entire scenario

"John had to go to work today, so we cant go to the movies"

"That is the trash"

the trash by tyrae February 20, 2009

The Trash Compactor 

Sex Position: When in the missionary position, the gentleman sits back on his knees, grabs the two legs of the lady, and brings them vertically together, as if she looks to be in a 'L' position. Then, he pushes the legs back, to where her knees are about touching her chest. At this point, the green light is on, and the trash compactor is initiated.

"Dude, I don't usually give girl's the trash compactor on the first date, but with her I had to pull out all of the stops."

The Trash Compactor by Greenlight Compact 1000 March 8, 2019

The Trash Can Wizard 

The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.

This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.

The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.

If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.

The Trash Can Wizard by Mister Jordan January 20, 2009

the trash lord

the Trash Lord is the raccoon who got into your burger king garbage and took the burger king crown. this malevolent mustelid rallied his kin under this new crown, and, building an army like no other, ordered an attack upon the human race, to conquer us and enslave us, forcing us to creating their cardboard until we grow old and frail, our backs bowed under the weight of our small, furry oppressors, and even then, when our minds begin to break and our bones grow brittle, we will know no true solace but death, hoping deep down, though foolishly, that one day, one more powerful than he will free us and deliver us from his dominion. This is why you should secure your trash, or better yet, not eat at Burger King.

thing outside: (crash)
alex (bees sibling): AHHH WHAT WAS THAT
bee: OH NO! It’s the trash lord, we need to stop him before he finds the Burger King Crown! He will enslave humanity!
alex: (grabs baseball bat) IM GOING TO STOP HIM!
chex (the raccoon): (augh, a human noticed me!) What are you doing with that baseball bat are you going to hurt me??
alex: YOU WILL NEVER ENSLAVE HUMANITY TRASH LORD
chex: the fuck? im a woman! my name is chex and im just trying to get by!
alex: oh…well please stay out of the garbage you could get very sick? the state of california would put stickers on this stuff
chex: ah…okay…

this is why you should never assume my gend—i mean, you should never assume every raccoon is the trash lord. just don’t eat at burger king it’s not that hard

the trash lord by sadlittlecracker September 11, 2026

Take the trash out 

A way of saying you’re going to beat the living shit out of your cock without feeling like your mother is listening on your conversations with your bros.

Klinton I heard you were gonna take the trash out? It doesn’t go out until Thursday night hunny.

Hey bro I’m gonna go take the trash out is that okay? Bro you just did 3 hours ago how much trash do you have?

Take the trash out by Pandaassassin1 May 24, 2021

take out the trash 

1) To move the garbage from indoors to outdoors so that the sanitation people may take it to a landfill.
2) Term used, usually in movies, where the good guy gives the bad guy(s) what's coming to them.

"It's time to take out the trash!" said the hero before he bludgeoned the villain with a lead pipe.

take out the trash by Sean Piece October 15, 2003

thanks for the trash 

An expression used to show false gratitude for something that sucks. Abbreviated TFTT.

Me: Come pick me up.

Phil: I can't right now.

Me: Thanks for the trash.

thanks for the trash by Princess MoMo November 16, 2014