the teeter
the teeter by Bernadette 3 October 4, 2008
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The Teeter Totter
When 3 men or a sissy have 2 of the men facing one in the middle and the one in the middle with his back up gets rocked back and fourth on both men's penis.
The Teeter Totter by Crispy Moist March 26, 2022
dexter the texter
The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.
dexter the texter by Guido1 February 24, 2010
The Teejer Effect
A Minecraft player who censors other players when he is proven wrong or disagrees with the topic at hand. Targets individuals who he isn't fond of and strikes, finding any way possible to remove them from his life. A man with a massive ego, feels that because of his higher position he can ditch his old friends and become friends with people in higher places, only to look down upon his old friends and act as though they are toxic and disrespectful when they share jokes and have fun. Worse than feminazi in terms of censorship.
"My friend was exposed to the Teejer Effect, now he doesn't like me because I try and joke around with him."
"Mark Pat-Joe Bill-Dinosaur was banned by the guy caught in the Teejer Effect because he proved the latter wrong."
"Mark Pat-Joe Bill-Dinosaur was banned by the guy caught in the Teejer Effect because he proved the latter wrong."
The Teejer Effect by DaBrickShaw September 16, 2017
You see the teekers, don’t you
A simple question confirming that another living being has eyes on the teekers- particularly when the teekers is striking a particularly iconic pose.
You see the teekers, don’t you by Fleabo December 15, 2023
The skill tester
Start off with a traditional Eiffel Tower where F is giving M1 sweet felacio whilst M2 is railing her from behind. M3 is then hoisted, face down, above M1 and M2's shoulders. M3 is then lowered into the toy spot for the ultimate TP experience.
Josh C and Josh S had just high-fived after casual Eiffel Tower sex when they noticed Max alone by himself in the corner. We asked him to join to which he eagerly agreed. The Josh's hoisted him into position and lowered the crane into the toy spot, completing the Skill Tester.
The skill tester by Sebbdawgydogggg October 13, 2018
The Cat Tester
The Cat Tester by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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