Skip to main content

The Tapper 

Chaffing on the very end of the penis. Whenever walking the penis taps up against your shorts and causes an extremely painful experience. Usually caused by bathing suits.
Ouch, I got the tapper and it hurts like a bitch.
The Tapper by ZT44 July 17, 2010

tapped the fuck out

adjective

1. To describe being officially ‘done’ with a situation

verb

2. To dismiss oneself.
1. -*teacher hands failed report*

Student “I submitted this assessment 4 times and yet I still fail?”
Teacher - “Well better luck next time sport.”
Student- “Naw you see at this point I’m tapped the fuck out. I’m done.”

2. *in a group chat live stream*
Drake “Ayo guess what happened?”
Angel “Wha-...*connection dies*”
Rochelle “The fuck happened to Angel?”
Kris “Damn did he just tap the fuck out?”
Rochelle “Like damn didn’t even say bye.”
Angel *reconnects* “Im dead, nah I didn’t tap tf out. My shit died on me.”
tapped the fuck out by Elkrisreal November 20, 2017

The Simpsons Tapped Out 

Stupid mobile freemium game with barely anything to do with the Simpsons other than the buildings, but if you were big brain you'd play the Simpsons arcade mobile game but no you have to play the game that sucks the money right out of your barely empty wallet and now your in debt because you spent the last of your money that you got from your job at a grocery store because you can't afford to buy a suit and tie. Why you ask? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT and now you have to pay the bills but you can't why? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT oh and now your homeless and what do you have? A SINGLE STUPID CHURCH IN THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY
Idiot:Hey you should pay The Simpsons Tapped Out
Intellectual: No thanks I like owning money

tapped by the Captain 

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.
Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!
tapped by the Captain by Leif June 10, 2006

tapped into The Borg 

Used to describe a person who is wearing a Bluetooth headset, especially at an inappropriate time.
"Okay, I'm ready to rehearse."
"Not yet. You're still tapped into The Borg."
"Hmm?"
*points to ear*
"Oh, okay." *takes out headset*
tapped into The Borg by Padby February 23, 2009

tapped on the shoulder 

Being laid off from a company, usually in one of several large rounds of layoffs. Generally refers to working in a cubicle and somebody from Human Resources comes up from behind, taps you, and asks if you've "got a minute" to talk in the conference room.
Did you hear? Bill and Al got tapped on the shoulder last week....
tapped on the shoulder by SecondLook September 4, 2009