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the taco won 

a phrase said usually by one who has had an out of body experience which involves the battle of a taco and a grilled cheese.

it is also used as a phrase of admittance to admit defeat at the hands or shells of 30 taco bell tacos.
me: dude the taco won.

friend: what the fuck, are you high?
the taco won by mr.marrs November 26, 2010

The Taco Talks 

A modern history book, podcast, radio channel, dj, graphic designer, photographer, veterinary expert bible combined into all forms of marketing. A brand anyone can reach out to. The Taco Talks who goes by multiple names; MLE, Robyn Cobb, Robyy Cobb, Kristen Wright, and TacoTheCatEmily is the host of all the platforms this News Reel is on spotify podcast, wordpress, website
Did you see what The Taco Talks Posted ?
No? Where?

Snapchat Site, yo!
The Taco Talks by tacochatcat January 10, 2021

The Taco Creampie 

When you eat a bean and cheese burrito from tacobell and poo on a girls face then proceed to get a facial from her and add nut to the mix
I forced her to get the taco creampie
The Taco Creampie by Tacocreamer April 29, 2025

The Taco Bell Steamer

When you and your friend proceed to eat twenty bean burritos, then jump on the counter at Taco Bell and spread both of your chocolate starfishes, to then unleash two rivers of pure stinky corn filled diarrhea
We gotta hit up Taco Bell later tonight homie, we gotta do The Taco Bell Steamer

Stuffing the Taco

Another term for masturbation. Mostly only used when referring to female masturbation.
Morgan was stuffing the taco while watching Chris Evans in Avengers.
Stuffing the Taco by Mike Ooch October 28, 2022

tickle the taco 

To fondle a woman's vagina.
Hey baby, want to play tickle the taco?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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