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The Taco Bell Steamer

When you and your friend proceed to eat twenty bean burritos, then jump on the counter at Taco Bell and spread both of your chocolate starfishes, to then unleash two rivers of pure stinky corn filled diarrhea
We gotta hit up Taco Bell later tonight homie, we gotta do The Taco Bell Steamer

The Bethpage pretzel

When you cover a whole twister mat with any shit of your choice, and play twister on It
Get ready bro, it’s Taco Bell for dinner! Because we’re doing The Bethpage Pretzel!

The Bethpage Pipeline

When a fat bitch charges her anal power, and takes the stinkiest slimiest most pungent diarrhea into your favorite coffee mug, and proceeds to cackle like a witch from Halloween.
“Yeah I had this weird English teacher once, she would always give the principal the Bethpage Pipeline.”

“Damn you one lucky son of a bitch.”

The Levittown Crockpot

When your about to eat out an ugly bitch, and her pussy smells so bad you have to vomit inside of it to make it taste exquisite.
“Yo, did you go out with that chick last night?”

“Yea cuh, but her pussy tasted like my dad’s hemorrhoids so, you know I had to give her The Levittown Crockpot.”

The russian glove

When you dip your hand in dogshit, and shove it up your girlfriends ass.
Sorry Jessica can't answer the phone right now, I'm giving her a The russian glove.