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The Spark Plug 

"The spark plug"

It's where the male will rub his genitals on a fluffy surface to create static electricity along the penis and then sticking the electric-charged penis into a Females vagina causing an electric shock within inside the Females uterus
"Yo I spark plugged my girlfriend yesterday"

"My boyfriend punished me with the spark plug last night"
The Spark Plug by E-DUDE6969 October 24, 2023

keep the spark alive 

-You should keep the spark alive with your wife!

-To learn the secret of keeping the spark alive!

Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess 

From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...

Tossing the Spark Plug 

Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.
"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"

Spark the Boys 

Usually used in Canada, specifically Saskatchewan. Spark the boys is used as a verb to "get the boys or anyone hyped up"
Person 1, "I cant believe Ethan got a hattrick last night"
Person 2, "Yeah now he's throwing a banger, spark the boys"
Spark the Boys by Meshow M April 26, 2021

spark the la 

To smoke weed. Quoted by rapper/ producer Madlib.
Yo, everyday, any day, yo, I spark the la
spark the la by MyJoseph November 12, 2015