A sneeze that comes out as a high pitched scream, scaring the holy living shit out of everyone
is someone being murdered? No, she's just screazing
Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.
"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"