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The Smoker's Mile

When a group of people walk around in random directions in a public place trying to hide the fact that they are smoking weed.
One time late at night in a parking lot, my friends and I walked around the perimeter passing a blunt back and forth while keeping an eye out for campus security. Had I known we would be out attempting the Smoker's Mile, I would have brought my running shoes.
The Smoker's Mile by yogi-bear December 23, 2008
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the smoker 

When a man has sex in a girls tracheotomy hole.
I did the smoker and was able to cum in her lungs.
the smoker by J-long-rod July 6, 2008

The Smoker 

Annoying girl who complains of chronic illness yet smokes like a chimney, cries poormouth but wastes money on cigarettes. Hobbies include surfing and defacing signs of able candidates.
"If the Smoker is in such a financial problem, why does she spend half her money on cigarettes?"
The Smoker by Barry G. September 8, 2004

Terrie The Smoker 

Some slag who got cancer 11 times and sounded like a robot because she couldn’t stop smoking
Person 1: ew look she’s smoking
Person 2: what a Terrie the smoker

Terrie the smoker 

Terrie the smoker is some slag who got cancer 11 times and sounded like a robot because she couldn’t stop smoking
Person 1: ew look she’s smoking

Person 2: what a Terrie the smoker

chicken on the smoker 

When someone (usually a gay or biesexual man) likes to give a blowjob to someone who just finished running on a treadmill (or outdoors) for a period of no less than one hour.
Dude, I love going to the gym with Rich. His 'chicken on the smoker' afterwards are intense.
chicken on the smoker by Dbaggio November 25, 2016

Put the turkey in the smoker 

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.
He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late