The Sham

The Sham is a short name of the dodgy area called Wyesham. Only people with massive balls walk round wyesham because if you step foot there you will be shanked by the weed smoking chavs from the sham You can find the sham’s chavs hanging around the local ‘McColl’s shop’. They stand outside threatening you to buy them some ciggies or they’ll “shank you up wasteman”. If I was you I’d say out of The Sham

Person A: “Have you ever been to Wyesham?”

Person B: “No I haven’t been to The Sham because I don’t want to be shanked.”

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Local Resident: *Walks into McColl’s shop in The Sham*

Sham Chav: “Oi wasteman! Buy me sum ciggies or I’ll shank you up fam!”

by Boris4Brexit69420 January 21, 2020

on the sham

A ruse that is a surprise to no one. See also, ‘Toupee’.

Do you think we’re going to fix the left field position; it’s kind of on the sham.

by Brendan on my Off-Days July 31, 2019

the pillow sham

To hide a dirty,stinky sock or a filthy pair of "sour mash" encrusted underwear under wife/girlfriend's pillow. The difficulty lies in not chuckling out loud all night long as she tosses and turns,sniffs her armpits and your ass,trying to figure from whence the mystery stink originates.It is also paramount to keep a straight face at breakfast the next morning when she is snurling her nose like a squirrel trying to cleanse her sinuses of the offensive odor.

Last night I pulled "the pillow sham" on the old lady using my 4 days old briefs with 2 inch wide skidmarks.BTW,did I tell you we're getting divorced??

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

The bookie sham snatchers

A group of male misfits determined to cruise chicks and suck face

“When I grow up I want to join the bookie sham snatchers”

by Big20 & CurlyBoi November 4, 2019

The Carolina Shim-Sham

A famous dance move, originating in North Carolina. Those who have mastered it are feared by all, namely because of their top-tier dancing skills, and not because the dance involves squatting to the floor and skinning yourself alive.

"Dude, what move was that?"

"The Carolina Shim-Sham."
"Never talk to me again."
"Please take me to a hospital."

by Shinii April 2, 2019

The Shampoo Killer

Somebody who pisses into bottles of shampoo, thus ruining them.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

by Telephony October 21, 2010

the shame

The Shame is a hard animal to classify. While many of its features resembly roughly those of a human, its intelligence is approximately that of a dog. For this reason, scientists have decided to classify it as a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes). The Shame has large callouses on its hands because of its constant use of its calculator. It will attend Miami University assuming the school doesn't discover its debated status. It aspires to one day be its sister.

Dude...Fucking The Shame just used its calculator to figure out 10+2...Fucking The Shame

by A Phimp Son October 11, 2006