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The Scotsman's Curse
"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks
"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies
"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies
The Scotsman's Curse by mustin,dustymartin October 22, 2020
the scotsman thrust
a sexual maneuver that requires a female or male partner with the ability to lift your weight with his/her legs.
this maneuver first takes place when the male(with an erection), or female(strapped with a dong) is hoisted by thier partner vertically into the air by thier partners legs and dropped so the gravity forced stabbing of the penis or male prosthetic toy is rammed into the oriface of ones choice.
this maneuver first takes place when the male(with an erection), or female(strapped with a dong) is hoisted by thier partner vertically into the air by thier partners legs and dropped so the gravity forced stabbing of the penis or male prosthetic toy is rammed into the oriface of ones choice.
the scotsman thrust by HSL-42 December 28, 2005
The Scotsman
Something that can happen during sex:
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.
The Scotsman by Gfield August 21, 2021
The Scots Way
Examples of not the scots way:
I incorrectly wore the uniform - that's not the scots way.
I bought my phone to last period - that's not the scots way.
I forgot my PE gear - that's not the scots way.
Examples of The Scots Way: I made a house slander video and everyone loved it - that is the scots way.
Groshis does work and hands in an assessment on the correct day - that is the scots way
I talked back to Mr flood - thats not the scots way
I incorrectly wore the uniform - that's not the scots way.
I bought my phone to last period - that's not the scots way.
I forgot my PE gear - that's not the scots way.
Examples of The Scots Way: I made a house slander video and everyone loved it - that is the scots way.
Groshis does work and hands in an assessment on the correct day - that is the scots way
I talked back to Mr flood - thats not the scots way
The Scots Way by officedaddy September 20, 2022
The Scouts Honor
The sex act in which you put three fingers (pointer, middle, ring) up your boyfriend’s asshole to make him cum.
The Scouts Honor by veganwitch January 19, 2025
Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?
The result of when someone tells you something highly unbelievable, or just plain surprising. It can also be used elsewhere, such as when you're dissed. Basically a vulgar form of excuse me.
(while watching South Park on tv)
Ms. Garrison - "So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!”
Me - Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?
Ms. Garrison - "So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!”
Me - Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?
Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me? by southpark948 September 13, 2007
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026