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The Rumples 

A Horrific and life changing disease that affects the penis. Causes large pus filled bumps to appear, and makes women grow a penis with similar effects. The Rumples are unable to be cured but can be treated with a special cream. After stroking your willy with the cream the diseases effects lessen for a short amount of time. After long exposure and no treatment the rumples with cause the diseased person's penis is explode from the pressure. The pus is infectious so anywhere it touches will likewise be infected.
Did you hear that John got The Rumples? Better stay away from him
The Rumples by realshape April 24, 2021

The Rumble Seat 

Having a heavy to obese person sit on your face and produce flatulence accessing a turtle head while you scream upwards to make him/her get off.
Oh my god. That beotch gave me "The Rumble Seat" this morning without warning! The damn thing touched my forehead...
The Rumble Seat by AcidicTorched February 10, 2008

the rumble rumble shake shake 

"ay bro my discord did the rumble rumble shake shake" "awww man"

making the brown rumble 

When one takes a horrendous commode shattering crap. It sounds horrible and smells even worse.
"Oh, no, here comes that slobby truck driver again. He comes here just for the purpose of making the brown rumble and never buys anything. Quick, get the "out of order" sign for the restroom.

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Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets

When your significant other attempts to humble you when in front of your friends but can't resist your sexual charisma when back in the DMs or in the bedroom
Scarlett always tries to joke with Sam when they're with the group but its so obvious that they're Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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