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The Roommates 

"The Roommates": The grandparents (or parents) of a male that constantly braggs about his sex life who moves back in with his Grandparents (or Parents) and they have more sex than he does. This generally occurs after the male moves out of his Grandparents (or parent) house, lives with his friends, and later returns to live with his grandparents (or parents). The parents or grandparents are then considered "The Roommates".
Preach: why do you look so tired Ears?

Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!
The Roommates by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010
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bunking up with the roommate 

My husband was bunking up with the roommate last night.

The Roommate Game 

Males only. There's really no way to win, but you lose when you see your roommate's dick.
"Yeah, he made me lose the roommate game."

The roommate 

Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.
We performed the roommate last night, Jaxon enjoyed his sandwich.
The roommate by Redd1981 May 4, 2023

Give your roommate the rocket 

1) To have gay anal sex with another person
2) (Typically used as the question "Did you give your roommate the rocket?") Taken literally as a question whether or not one has passed on the gift of a model rocket to their roommate
1) Person A: "What are you doing after dinner?"

Person B: "I'm going to give my roommate the rocket!"
2) "Hey Sanjay! Did you give your roommate the rocket? I know he loves aeronautical models."

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026