the rector

this guy who wears sandals even when its frreezzing and sings god songs in a really deep voice so that the whole assembly goes to sleep.

i am here for you i am yours i am here when you need me i am yours, when you call i will answer when you cry i will come for your mine and your precious in my eyes. this song was sung by the rector

by johnny monk November 5, 2006

For The Record

A preface or add-on one might say to try to cover up self embarrassment, misfortune, or mistake.

"I feel off the balcony, but for the record, I was drunk."

"For the record, I did NOT forget my tampon. It just fell out of my purse."

"When are you going to do something around this house?? For the record, I've lightly dusted and barely vacuumed."

by tmmontgomery March 9, 2017

just for the record

Refers to the phrase : 'just in case'. Used when you mention, or add a fact that doesn't necessary go with the conversation, but needed to be said.

"Just for the record, fastfoods are bad for your health".

by RocioOfTheWeb June 25, 2006

beating the record

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009

off the record

confidential, not to be repeated or quoted

They think they can just tear someone down with an off the record comment.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010

Off the record

If someone says something off the record it means they don’t want it to be publicly reported

“Let’s keep this off the record”

by 24/7 July 28, 2018

(just) for the record

synonym for clarification...
regarding an observation

just for the record, your pants are unzipped.

by matt June 2, 2004