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the rector 

this guy who wears sandals even when its frreezzing and sings god songs in a really deep voice so that the whole assembly goes to sleep.
i am here for you i am yours i am here when you need me i am yours, when you call i will answer when you cry i will come for your mine and your precious in my eyes. this song was sung by the rector
the rector by johnny monk November 5, 2006
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For The Record 

A preface or add-on one might say to try to cover up self embarrassment, misfortune, or mistake.
"I feel off the balcony, but for the record, I was drunk."

"For the record, I did NOT forget my tampon. It just fell out of my purse."

"When are you going to do something around this house?? For the record, I've lightly dusted and barely vacuumed."
For The Record by tmmontgomery March 9, 2017

just for the record 

Refers to the phrase : 'just in case'. Used when you mention, or add a fact that doesn't necessary go with the conversation, but needed to be said.
"Just for the record, fastfoods are bad for your health".

beating the record 

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.
My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

off the record 

They think they can just tear someone down with an off the record comment.

Off the record 

If someone says something off the record it means they don’t want it to be publicly reported
“Let’s keep this off the record”
Off the record by 24/7 July 28, 2018

(just) for the record 

synonym for clarification...
regarding an observation
just for the record, your pants are unzipped.
(just) for the record by matt June 2, 2004
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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