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The Oven Mitt
When a man, instead of fingering a girl using the schocker or a little two-finger action, using all four fingers and putting the thumb in the asshole. This makes the form of a mitten, or "oven mitt"
The Oven Mitt by ovenmitter December 22, 2008
the oven system
it defines how a baby is made in an easier way...u see the sperm is like the batter nd the vagina is like the oven...afer 9 months in the oven..a cake..or baby..is made
the oven system by sfburefvbrluiegvbn mvcds July 17, 2006
the oven mit
When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
the oven mit by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017
Cake is in the oven
Fat Rick: Odelay holmes! The cake is in the oven!
Buho: Cake? What fuckin' cake?
Fat Rick: You know, the cake is in the oven!
Buho: Huh?
Fat Rick: Remember what Huesos told you! Well, the dope car was just dropped outside that shitty dive bar!
Buho: Hey bro, I thought we weren't supposed to actually say that!
Fat Rick bitch slaps Buho.
Buho: Cake? What fuckin' cake?
Fat Rick: You know, the cake is in the oven!
Buho: Huh?
Fat Rick: Remember what Huesos told you! Well, the dope car was just dropped outside that shitty dive bar!
Buho: Hey bro, I thought we weren't supposed to actually say that!
Fat Rick bitch slaps Buho.
Cake is in the oven by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019
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