the_oven_

the most hottest person in the ahs fandom who is the only xaiver stan that matters🤤🤤

did you see the_oven_’s post today? i really wanna bust a nut cause it was just so hot and funny

by coochie stealer March 27, 2021

the_oven_

I’m busting I’m busting I’m busting I’m busting

Did you see the_oven_’s post? I’m busting I’m busting

by Ineededyouandyougotadog March 28, 2021

the_oven_

Busting busting busting busting busting

Did you see the_oven_’s new video? Busting busting busting

by Ineededyouandyougotadog March 28, 2021

The Oven Mitt

When a man, instead of fingering a girl using the schocker or a little two-finger action, using all four fingers and putting the thumb in the asshole. This makes the form of a mitten, or "oven mitt"

Johan: Dude, I gave her the oven mitt!!!
Hans: BOSS!!!

by ovenmitter December 22, 2008

the oven system

it defines how a baby is made in an easier way...u see the sperm is like the batter nd the vagina is like the oven...afer 9 months in the oven..a cake..or baby..is made

johnny's batter went into jill's oven and a baby was made by using the oven system

by sfburefvbrluiegvbn mvcds July 17, 2006

the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.

I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.

by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017

Cake is in the oven

The job has been completed.

Fat Rick: Odelay holmes! The cake is in the oven!

Buho: Cake? What fuckin' cake?

Fat Rick: You know, the cake is in the oven!

Buho: Huh?

Fat Rick: Remember what Huesos told you! Well, the dope car was just dropped outside that shitty dive bar!

Buho: Hey bro, I thought we weren't supposed to actually say that!

Fat Rick bitch slaps Buho.

by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019