The Nutty 

Northern part of Sacramento, CA, aka, Natomas.

"Aye where you at, son?"
"Pssssh, I'm in the Nutty, cuzz."

The Nutty by Jose Valdivia January 2, 2009

The Nutty Professor 

–noun, singular; Similar to the bodyshot; The ballsack is stretched and pulled slightly downward to create a bowl-like enclosure. A shot is then poured into the temporary enclosure and consumed by a classy woman.

The Nutty Professor: "I threw a formal dinner party last night. Since I was the host of the party, it was common courtesy to give out Nutty Professor's to every female guest."

The Nutty Professor by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010

The Nutty Barbarian

This act includes the following: You and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to "freshen up" in the restroom. You proceed to take the nastiest shit you can WITHOUT wiping. You run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped ass and nuts up and down her face.

After along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so I knew she was in for The Nutty Barbarian.

The Nutty Barbarian by Raydingess November 29, 2011

The Nutty Professor 

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.

Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!

The Nutty Professor by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017

the nutty professor 

when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.

After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor

the nutty professor by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006

The Nutty Professor 

When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.

I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.

The Nutty Professor by Spider November 16, 2004

Licks the nutty 

1. A derogatory term. (originating at ADHS)

2. A phrase used to describe something something unfavorable or strongly disliked.

1. 'Connor licks the nutty'

or

2. "Hey, what did you think of Simple Plan?"
"They're shit man . They lick the nutty."

Licks the nutty by Pesos February 27, 2008