The Northwest 

An area in the top left corner of the U.S consisting of Northern California, Northern Nevada, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, and some consider Western Montana part of the Northwest, but the tern commonly refers to the first 5 States/Areas. The Northwest is known for it`s dense forests, cold and often damp weather, great skiing/snowboarding, large cities, and chill lifestyle.

Some well known Northwestern cities are Seattle, San Francisco, San Jose, Portland, Boise, Spokane, Sacremento, Yuba City, Reno, Tacoma, Modesto, and Oakland. (These cities are all part of The Northwest and anyone who argues about that doesn't know their stuff.)

The Northwest by The Guy Who Wrote This Thingy January 3, 2012

The Northwest Passage 

Kim Kardashian's vagina. So named because of the first baby that came out of it, North West.

Kim Kardashian's daughter is named North West. EUROPEAN EXPLORERS OF THE 15th CENTURY! I HAVE FOUND THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE! IT'S INSIDE KIM'S PANTS!

The Northwest Passage by The Dead Leaf July 23, 2014

The Northwest Excuse 

Going past the destination/doing more than asked and thus failing to complete an objective.

Son: Mom, you forgot to pick me up.

Mom: I was on my way, but i ended up going to far and went shopping at the mall.

Son: Oh, you're just using the Northwest Excuse

The Northwest Excuse by Embarassed to be a Pilot November 2, 2009

Baddest man in the northwest 

A spineless creature from the depths of the darkest place…
A key board warrior without a spine…
A person who hides there identified from others because they are weak…
A person who drives a bus…in Bolton

A person who goes the gym because they have no life…

Baddest man in the northwest …spineless

Baddest man in the northwest by Big bad man October 27, 2021

The Northstate 

The part of California farther north than Sacramento. Has to be called "The Northstate" because the middle part of California took the name Northern California already. The part of California that would be turned into Jefferson if California was split into 6 states. Mostly empty and the middle of nowhere. Actually has cold weather and snow. The northern parts of it have winter for 6 months. This is the part of California where Mount Shasta is.

A mix of hippies and rednecks live here. It's more like a mix of Oregon and Nevada than part of California. The Northstate is only technically but not really part of California because no one in the rest of California has heard of it and the news/weather reports for it always come from Oregon or Nevada.

I didn't even know the Northstate existed before I moved to Weed.

The Northstate by tyop August 30, 2014

Alabama Of The Northeast 

the alabama of the northeast is the nickname given to central PA. members of the media from outside of the state percieve pennsylvania as a 'swing state'- one that could go either left or right politically. this is far from true. PA is actually a state that his 2 distinct regions. on the two ends of the state you have the urbanized areas, which are traditionally moderatally liberal. this includes philly, allentown, scranton-wilkes barre in the east and pittsburgh and erie in the west. these (good) parts of PA are generally a mix of center-right 'union democrats' and true northeastern liberals. however, central PA is by far the most conservative area in the Northeastern US. this area is called an 'alabama' because it's known for having a lot of rednecks (due to the fact that this is part of appalachia).

central PA is the alabama of the northeast. damn, there are a lot of rednecks in that region.

Alabama Of The Northeast by Eye In The Sky June 23, 2006

Mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast

A family from Northeast Philadelphia who has been procreating together for many decades creating grotesque offspring. They prey on potentially normal people and brainwash them, turning them into elite followers. The patriarch also known as “the wizard” is well known but not respected. Be sure not to fall under the spells of the MCGN.

Ewwww did you see bobs wife?

Yeah she’s one of the mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast. Nasty.

Mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast by Petty pretty princess April 12, 2022