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The Mountain School 

A dope ass semester school located in vershire Vermont which is one of the whitest places in the world. Also TMS is better than any other semester out there ( High Mountain Institute sucks the most). Plus we have a dank ass llama named Desmond and a beautiful orchardist named Ben!
Tryna go to the mountain school for a semester XD. The mountain school is the best school ever!!
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The Rocky Mountain Slam 

A sexual act that begins with the female lying on the floor, naked with her legs spread facing the bed. The man, who is naked as well, stands on the bed. When both partners are ready, he jumps from the bed and slams his genitals against his partner's. This should cause instant, deep penetration. This move is dangerous and known to cause such injuries as ruptured testicals or ovaries and broken pelvises, so use it at your own risk.
Dude I tried the Rocky Mountain Slam on my gf and we both ended up in the hospital!

The mountains are pink it's time to drink 

The sun is low on the horizon. The mountains are stunningly illuminated. It's time for happy hour!
Dave Johnston said the mountains are pink it's time to drink. Bottoms up!

she'll be coming down the mountain

She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes, Yee-Haw!
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Summiting the Mountain 

(N.) The initial ascent of a hand to the precipice of a breast, wherein the nipple represents the peak.
Peter: I got to second base with Jamie last night.

Nicholas: Nice. I love summiting the mountain.

San The Mountain 

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San The Mountain by Hobicore93 June 13, 2021