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the melts

Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:

- swamp ass
- duck butter

Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts
<running to the nearest bathroom/trash can/bush> "the melts! I got the melts!!!!"
by Freddy B. January 14, 2008
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It's not over until the snowman melts

A politically correct version of "It ain't over till the fat lady sings". It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an season or event which is still in progress. A phrase is used when a situation or season is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an season or event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with the end of the winter season pending the last frost.
Don't plant your crops to early as "It's not over until the snowman melts"
by yolweneg May 17, 2021
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have the meats

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.
“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”
by young cove seasoning June 23, 2022
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we have the meats

The slogan of Arby's. It means they serve meat stuff.
by BigBoi Gaming January 1, 2021
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to the meats

drunken to the point of rabidity, like a wild animal.
OMG did you see Sheila grab my junk last night at the bar?! She was fuckin' to the MEATS!
by frownclown September 24, 2009
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Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.
No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .
by Pro skills February 7, 2020
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she has the meats

When her pussy looks like a sandwich you'd get at Arby's.
So how did Netflix and Chill go?

-Bro, she has the meats 😵
by I don't know what to use June 8, 2016
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