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Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:

- swamp ass
- duck butter

Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts
<running to the nearest bathroom/trash can/bush> "the melts! I got the melts!!!!"
by Freddy B. January 08, 2008
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(proper noun) where tech kids get their cheese sandwiches and soup.
Tech guy 1: Hey man, what are you doing for lunch?
Tech guy 2: Going to The Melt- already ordered on my iPhone just have to scan it in the store.
Tech guy 1: Awesome.
by occupy_urban February 26, 2012
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