the fun machine took a shit and died
the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever
the fun machine took a shit and died by mat haggard August 24, 2008
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Slime In The Ice Machine!
a popular Houston phrase, coined by Marvin Zindler, an investigative reporter that helps shut down filthy restaurants.
Slime In The Ice Machine! by v1cious May 17, 2004
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the fun machine took a shit and died • the smelly machine gun • Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine • Oyster in the slot machine • Shaking the vending machine • Sledgehammer to the coin machine • Slime In The Ice Machine! • Stuck in the washing machine • Sucked into the ITG Machine • So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
Stuck in the washing machine
When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.
Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!
It's okay...
Sister feels pressure around her ass
Sister realises
W-what are you doing, step bro?!
Helping you~
It's okay...
Sister feels pressure around her ass
Sister realises
W-what are you doing, step bro?!
Helping you~
Stuck in the washing machine by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020
Sucked into the ITG Machine
The act of being sucked into a In The Groove 2 dedicated cabinate by a malevolent force. This could involve objects, people, ideas, buildings, etc..
"Oh shit! Alex just got sucked into the ITG machine."
"Dammnit, I finished my synthetic division homework but it got sucked into the ITG machine."
"I asked her out, she said no and got sucked into the ITG machine"
"Dammnit, I finished my synthetic division homework but it got sucked into the ITG machine."
"I asked her out, she said no and got sucked into the ITG machine"
Sucked into the ITG Machine by i dun maek dis up July 16, 2008
Shaking the vending machine
When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".
Shaking the vending machine by km22 May 18, 2011
Oyster in the slot machine
Oyster in the slot machine by Robiththeeslobith February 12, 2018
step bro im stuck in the washing machine
step bro im stuck in the washing machine by bob_the_cop February 7, 2021
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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