the louie

(v) the Louie is a sexual act between two men,similar to the 69 where two men are the in the 69 position but instead of delivering oral sex to the penis both men are delivering oral sex to each others testicles.

"My lover game me the louie last night it was amazing!

by nameandlastname May 9, 2011

The Louie Armstrong

The act of extending the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis up over the head to one's lips followed by blowing a lungfull into the cavity between the foreskin and the penis, thus creating a natural balloon effect.

She doesn't like to suck my dick, but she'll give me The Louie Armstrong until the cows come home.

by MonkeyHustler December 28, 2007

The Louie Armstrong

The act of dirty tromboning with a twist. Add in sucking on a fart and you've got a Louie Armstong

This chick was tongue punching my fart box and I gave her The Louie Armstrong.

by daehhtem69 April 18, 2024

Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left

Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.

by Ballsakless February 12, 2023

Louie The Cowman

1. A man who lives in Burlington, Vermont. He has his own live TV show where he sits in a rocking chair by a table where he takes random calls. His show uses a bad green-screen to show cows walking around in the background. Every so often a cow takes a shit.

2. Quite possibly the best show that I have ever seen.

3. A TV show on VCAM

Did you see Louie The Cowman last night?

Louie The Cowman is the best show ever, dude!

by iz June 11, 2006

louie the fifth

It's a White Russian with Cognac, but since it has Cognac it's a White Frenchman. It's a White Frenchman with a secret twist.. coffee, and who drinks coffee? Kings do. So the drink is named "Louie the Fifth", Louie not only refers to the king but also the creator of the drink.

Look, just try this amazing shit:

2 parts Cognac
1 part Kahlua
1 part Coffee
Add milk (1 1/2 parts recommended)
Served on the rocks

Excuse me. May I get a Louie the Fifth? Keep the change.

Excuse me Bartender? May I get a white russian, but with coffee and cognac?... You mean a Louie the Fifth dumbass?

I don't usually drink white russians.. but when I do.. I make a Louie the Fifth

Yo.. Louie the Fifth? with dat coffee shit in there?!?

Have you tried a Louie the Fifth?

Bitch walk up there and get me a Louie the Fifth... FOR FREE.

by The Real Louie the Fifth June 28, 2017

douche the chewy louie

a term used to mean "take a shit"

-"man, i had to douche the chewy louie"
-"dude, did not need to know that"

by Shakey Jake March 4, 2007