The Louie Armstrong

The act of extending the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis up over the head to one's lips followed by blowing a lungfull into the cavity between the foreskin and the penis, thus creating a natural balloon effect.

She doesn't like to suck my dick, but she'll give me The Louie Armstrong until the cows come home.

by MonkeyHustler November 28, 2007

ninja vanish

When an individual flatulates in public and promptly flees the area prior to acknologement of the foul odor.

I had beer farts this morning at work, had to pull the ol' ninja vanish.

by MonkeyHustler March 18, 2007