The Lord's Day

1)First you're hanging out with a real man's man. You know, you're talking about football and plumbing; when he sucks your dick, he's gagging a lot but still getting the job done. Then you take a dump on his chest.

2) What you do with yourself if you're a Redheaded Spaniard and you're not in a round of pure team deathmatch at 230am on a Sunday morning

I had tears running down my check and I couldn't breathe because of The Lord's Day

by DylonCorp April 21, 2011

The Lord's Water

The delicious not so nutritious Dr. Pepper.

Guy1: What are you Drinking?

Guy2 through the crusader's helmet on his way to Jerusalem: The Lord's Water!

by StoneBone01 January 29, 2021

the lord's chicken

chic-fil-a chicken. aka the Lord's chicken. If your an atheist why you eat chifila chicken?

person1: "hey did you get some of the Lord's chicken"
person2: "yessir but im an satanist"
person1: "oh"

by Simp woman October 28, 2021

The Lord’s Chicken

Twitter Chick-fil-A account ran by a Homophobic and Racist troll named iE.

I had the Lord’s Chicken for lunch today, I’m now protected from catching the Gays.

by iE. August 1, 2019

The Lord’s Chips

The term Nacho Libre gives to the tortilla chips for the homeless that are stolen.

“These are the Lord’s chips!”

by theonlypapa15 November 27, 2019

The Lord’s freebie

When you jerk off after 6+ months of celibacy and only precum comes out in the first orgasm.

I thought I’d be deeply ashamed jerking off and breaking my 7 months of celibacy, but I stopped jerking off after the Lord’s freebie. I only feel slightly ashamed now.

by Stairguy64 November 21, 2022

The Lord's call

To fuck a christian twink that's begging for you to stop, but refusing to do so because you ( and i, and everyone on this website) know that they're faking it.

Twink: Stop! Stop! I hav-
Random Person: Pssht! No time for the Lord's call !

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 4, 2025