The Jonah
The Jonah by Jonahandthewhale September 1, 2019
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the jonah
straddling a girl over with your legs across her neck and butt-ox pressed against her breast while you repeatedly thrust your cock in and out of your mouth causing you to ejaculate in her mouth and on her face.
commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.
can be considered rape
commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.
can be considered rape
Yo J
Sup dude
You do the jonah lately?
Nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
Ahh thats rough
Sup dude
You do the jonah lately?
Nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
Ahh thats rough
the jonah by doingthejonah March 30, 2011
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Doing the Jonah
The point of mental breakage, till the point you lose all of your dignity. And you jump off a bridge naked in front of your friends
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Swallow the Jonah
When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.
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Jonah and the Whale
Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.
The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.
Jonah and the Whale by Harry Setatestes September 26, 2006
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