Definitions by Hasaf

Blackest christmas 

Going to the mall and dipping your ass in black paint and proceeding to grind on the mall Santa

Yeah me and Jonah had the blackest Christmas

Blackest christmas by Hasaf December 3, 2019

Champagne Bottle 

When you give your girl laxatives and you do anal and you pull out her diarrhea will spew upon your body representing a champagne bottle opening

Yo why do you stick yea bro, my girl and I did a champagne bottle

Champagne Bottle by Hasaf August 26, 2019

Marc 

Marc is a name given to childeren whose parents thought the name "Mark" was too overrated.

"Yea I want to name my child Mark, but that sounds to plain. But I quirky for that so I'll name him Marc.

Marc by Hasaf May 13, 2019

Doing the Jonah 

The point of mental breakage, till the point you lose all of your dignity. And you jump off a bridge naked in front of your friends

Oh dude yea was doing the Jonah and my mom found out and now I'm grounded

Doing the Jonah by Hasaf May 13, 2019