The gibberish you write when you don't want to text someone who texts you. This method gets them to stop texting you. Works every time!
Whale noises are the following: "masldkfjalksjdflaksd"
by whalenoises123 September 11, 2010
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When one is so overcome with emotion that he or she makes a noise akin to a whale getting stabbed through with a hot poker and dragged several miles by a racing speedboat before getting forcibly beached onto a remote island where the beach has sharp, pointy rocks instead of sand.

Alternatively defined as: Regular whale noises amplified in a sobbing manner by an emotionally compromised human being.
Your favorite character in that show you've been watching for five years dies at the end.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
or
Your celebrity crush bumps into you in a coffeeshop AND ACTUALLY CARESSES YOUR ARM and smiles at you and everything.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
by DGMerls February 05, 2013
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The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.
by JV Biff July 17, 2010
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