When someone gives a blowjob while making whale noises
This girl I hooked up with gave me The Jonah last night and I’m not sure how to feel about it...
by Jonahandthewhale September 01, 2019
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Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.
You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JONAH
Friend: omg never let go of him!
by Churro love July 06, 2017
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a loving and caring boyfriend who will do anything for his girlfriend. he has brown to black color shifting hair and adorable brown eyes, he’s muscular and a sweetheart but tries not to show it unless your his friend or significant other
Jonah is such a sweetheart
Jonah would make a he best boyfriend
by alicia-rylie October 22, 2019
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The most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you. The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.The one that is indescribable
by RosieJones:P May 24, 2015
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He's one of the best people to know. Something to describe a Jonah is brilliant and nerdy. They are the people who when they see something they like they hold on to it. Such as playing the clarinet or beating everyone at Super Smash Bros since he learned the skills pretty quick. They care about the littlest things you say and love to talk to people. If you have a problem, they help solve in a flash. They can be shy at first, but once you get to know them they open up pretty easily. They are mature when they can or have to be, but can be allot of fun. Overall it's a person that you definitely want to meet in the future and want to hang around more
"Holy crap, Jonah is so great at everything he does. And an overall great person"
by Fermatatime September 28, 2019
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A person who only watches the spiciest and the dankest of dank memes.
Your name is Jonah.
by TheSpicyPickle May 22, 2019
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Jonah is an artsy, funny person. He is incredibly intelligent and loves reading. Most of the time, though, his head is in the clouds, which leads to his existential thoughts. He is an amazing artist, whether it comes to music (usually plays the saxophone), cooking, or drawing and painting. When first meeting people appears very shy, but once he warms up he is super fun to talk to! Says random shit. He isn’t very athletic but loves being outside. His greatest quality, though, is that he is very honest. If you tell him a secret, you can be sure it will stay between you and him. Always super kind. Has blonde or brown hair, tall and skinny, usually a sagitarius.

If you ever meet a Jonah, befriend him! He will always listen to you and be very patient.
What the hell is the point of this box in definitions like these?” Jonah asked
by WildRaccoon August 13, 2018
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