The Johns

Nickname for the extraordinary lead singer of Silverchair, Daniel 'Johnsy' Johns.

I was watching MTV and it had The Johns on it. He was silly.

by TheDukeHerself June 27, 2004

The Johns

currently only consisting of 2 "main" Johnologists with 3 in training, the Johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. At time they find "skruges" (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.

The Johns are at it again!

by blokzberry July 11, 2006

the Johns

Something that is overly exaggerated.

Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns

'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'

by Justin May 26, 2004

za off the johns

getting pizza from papa johns when youre high as fuck

“i just order some za off the johns”

by That.Crazy.BIsexual March 13, 2022

mixing the johns

when your mother washes your clothes and your underwear gets mixed with those of your father's.You put it on is feels like a t-shirt wrapped around your groin. The problem is that this leads to a very uncomfortable experience do to bunching up and some sweating.

Mamas been mixing the johns again!

by Victor (Rotciv, El Conquistador!) and Alejandra (chewbacka) December 18, 2005

The papa Johns word

The use of the nword in any context

Ur a nigger that is the papa johns word

by The_real_papa_John January 28, 2022

What the john?

Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.

Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?

by iCruncher May 25, 2022