The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.

1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!
by Topher Johnson February 14, 2008
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The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl. Their is three different types of The Johnson.
1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a surprise when she wakes up.
Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she don't need a receipt for that!
by Topher Johnson February 14, 2008
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The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.

1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!
Erin got The Johnson for her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that.
by Topher Johnson February 15, 2008
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1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs
johnson and johnson makes medicine

there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson
by john really brown December 7, 2006
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A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.
Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night

Guy 2: What a bunch of queers
by TheAverageStudent December 27, 2011
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When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.
My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.
by DJ Power Up! January 19, 2010
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The act of losing dis dick or your testicles
Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.
by Dis Dick_12 October 28, 2020
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