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The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”
The Johnny Scale by spencer.oc October 10, 2017

The Johnny Reservo Effect 

When an opinion is deconstructed to such a fundamental level that the person/group holding the point of view have to contradict the core idea and in doing so have their mind changed.
"Wow, I just had my mind changed!"

"That's the Johnny Reservo Effect."

the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.
Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up
the johnny jump-up by Negro man April 24, 2005

The Johnny Cash 

When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"
-aye bro my girl just pulled The Johnny Cash on me
-holy shit bro how are you still walking

clam the johnny 

When a female partner has clammy or "sweat soaked hands" and gives you a hand job.
After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."
clam the johnny by Dan Jewell March 30, 2005

do the johnny 

To do the johnny is to 'keep walking', as per the slogan used by the iconic Johnny Walker whisky brands. The phrase refers to the act of continuing to walk a distance that would be otherwise traversed via a more efficient means, with the journey being the product of (often drunken) time mismanagement.
1: "bro, i dont think there is another train...the next bus is in 3 hours.."
2: "fuck, looks like we are going to have to do the johnny, and keep walking."
do the johnny by Doingthejohnny March 2, 2014
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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