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The B hookup 

When you are sitting in a club level at a sporting event, and you know someone who works up there who gets you free food and drinks all night.
Friend #1: Got Rockets tickets tonight?
Friend #2: Sorry can't make it, I have run some errands..
Friend #1: We got The B hookup!
Friend #2: Never mind count me in, I can change my clocks tomorrow!!
The B hookup by GOB81 March 6, 2009

The Great Hookup 

A band that came from the far reaches of the universe to melt everyone's face off with intergalactic face melting sounds.
a: Did you see that dude with no face.
b: Yeah, i did, he totally saw The Great Hookup last night.

the hook up 

a way to get something you want. either thru someone or something.
yo, i dont need to do hw cuz i got the hook up
the hook up by da madd scientist October 3, 2003

the hook up 

Ramen noodles with any and every ingredient in it that your institutionalized (jail, rehab, mental hospital, etc.) heart desires.
I got the hook up yo!
the hook up by Madeleine Lee July 24, 2006

double double the hook up 

One your ex man is with another bitch
"Double double the hook up"

*picture with another bitch*

The BK Hook-Up

1. When your friend who works at Burger King hooks you and all your buddies up with some 5 star eating with a 50% discount.

2. An armada of chicken fingers and fries loaded onto a trey coming at you faster than you can say "Have it your way". All for 50% off.

3. A sexual term for when a man dresses up in a King costume and is about to perform anal sex on a woman but instead shoves a trey full of french fries and chicken fingers into her ass hole.
Tyler: Yo Zack, The BK Hook-Up was awesome yesterday!

Zack: Yea, that was sick.

Tyler: Good thing Kyle got that 50% discount or that never would have happened.

Zack: Yea dude... want to suck on my penis...

Tyler: No
The BK Hook-Up by -TJ ill DX- October 29, 2008