the hobo
After trying the houdini last night, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend in bed tonight by giving her the hobo.
the hobo by Sean McConnell December 24, 2007
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The Hobo Kicker
A sadistic maniac thought to be stalking the streets of New York, NY since as early as 1997. This villain is thought to kick peacefully sleeping hobos and anyone else that is passed out on the street. The police believe him to also be married to one or more donkeys out in international waters.
When I was crawling home from the rad party I passed out and was ambushed and kicked by The Hobo Kicker.
The Hobo Kicker by der_good_citizen_der_NY April 27, 2009
the hobo walks at midnight
the hobo walks at midnight by person yo-yo June 11, 2003
The Hobo Union
A groub of extremly ripped, buff, and aggressive hobos living in a underground secret facility in a yard off of Carmichael. The Hobo union is currently preparing an assault on the United states-while US is distacted with Iraq.
The Hobo Union by Zach Miller/Matt Ginn April 4, 2003
the hobo yodles at dawn
Uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm........yeah!
the hobo yodles at dawn by person yo-yo June 28, 2003
The Hobo Method
The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
The Hobo Method by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023
Gordy The Hobo
A lonely hobo that wanders the streets at night scrounging around for food and to fine a shelter to seek refuge in for the night.
Gordy The Hobo by Nitz June 28, 2003
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