the hobo

The act of shoving a handful of change into someone's ass and then proceeding to fist their hole.

After trying the houdini last night, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend in bed tonight by giving her the hobo.

by Sean McConnell December 24, 2007

The Hobo Kicker

A sadistic maniac thought to be stalking the streets of New York, NY since as early as 1997. This villain is thought to kick peacefully sleeping hobos and anyone else that is passed out on the street. The police believe him to also be married to one or more donkeys out in international waters.

When I was crawling home from the rad party I passed out and was ambushed and kicked by The Hobo Kicker.

by der_good_citizen_der_NY April 27, 2009

the hobo walks at midnight

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.

...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!

by person yo-yo June 11, 2003

The Hobo Union

A groub of extremly ripped, buff, and aggressive hobos living in a underground secret facility in a yard off of Carmichael. The Hobo union is currently preparing an assault on the United states-while US is distacted with Iraq.

Dictator Radda pu Lappa is a warlord of the Hobo Union

by Zach Miller/Matt Ginn April 4, 2003

the hobo yodles at dawn

He does yodle at dawn...but he dozes at dusk.

Uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm........yeah!

by person yo-yo June 28, 2003

The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.

"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."

by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023

Gordy The Hobo

A lonely hobo that wanders the streets at night scrounging around for food and to fine a shelter to seek refuge in for the night.

hey Gordy ... I'm going to burn down your cardboard box.

by Nitz June 28, 2003